It’s an experimental podcast show about funny stuff in my world. Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Red Five standing by. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you.

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. He is here. Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Don’t underestimate the Force. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly…

What!?

Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

• Don’t underestimate the Force.
• I call it luck.
• What!?

What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it?